Pam and Sam- a Crazy Racy Day

There once was a little boy and a little girl, named Pam and Sam. They both lived normal lives in a normal home in a normal town, until one day. They both woke up and got ready for school. When they went to get breakfast, their mother was wearing her dress backwards. “Mommy, why are you wearing your dress backwards?” Pam asked. “I always wear my clothes like this!” their mother answered. They both shrugged and sat at the table. At least their breakfast would be normal, or so they thought. When they got their breakfast it looked more like dinner. “But mommy! This is breakfast time!” Sam complained. “Well you always eat breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast….you kids are crazy” she said as she ate her chicken. The children ate their “breakfast” and left for the bus. When the bus came, it was nothing but a flat bus floor on some wheels with the seats and the steering wheel. “What happened to the bus?” they cried. “This is how the bus always looks like, now hop aboard!” Bus driver Bob said. They hoped aboard and sat in their seat. When they arrived to school all of the teachers looked like teenagers. “Come on my homies! Let’s get to class!” they yelled. Pam and Sam looked at each other as if they were on an alternate universe. They walked to class and sat down. “Students today’s lesson is to draw all day long!” Mrs. Kelly said. “But you hate it when we draw in class!” Pam said. “Nonsense! I love it when you draw! You guys draw all the time!” she said. Sam shrugged and started drawing when he heard giggles. “What is so funny?” He asked. “You draw with your feet! Not your hands silly!” they said as they took off their shoes. Pam shrugged and began drawing with her feet. After school when they went home, their father arrived reading the newspaper upside down. “Dad! The newspaper is wrong!” they both said. “No it is right….goodnight!” he said. “But it isn’t time for bed yet!” they both complained. “You both always go to bed at this time of day, all children do!” their mother said. They both sighed and went to bed. The next morning they put their clothes on backwards and went to breakfast. “Why are your clothes backwards?” their mother said. “Because you had your dress on backwards yesterday!” they said. “Go get dressed right and get ready for breakfast!” she said. They fixed that and the rest of the day was back to normal. It never changed again, or so you think. The end.